Bill Clinton’s DNC Speech Summarized

Posted: September 6, 2012 in Uncategorized

“Hi, I’m Bill Clinton. I was an awesome president. Heck, I was what JFK would have been if he had survived. Anyway, everything I did while I was president was awesomesauce. Women wanted to be with me and men wanted to be me. It is hard to describe how awesome my 8 years in office was. The only way you could experience that again would be to elect Hillary in 2016.”

“So to sum up. I am awesome, when I was president everything was awesome.”

“Uhh, I almost forgot. Some guy name Obama is running for president. Let’s bring him out so he can stand next to my awesome.”


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