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		<title>What&#8217;s new, Honey?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 00:29:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got some bad news this week sorta. Well we will know for sure on Monday if it was bad news or not. So instead of bringing everyone down with something that may or may not be bad I thought I would tell an old joke I know. &#160; One day a woman looked out the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awesometificamerican.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9310135&amp;post=297&amp;subd=awesometificamerican&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>And the number is&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 23:52:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[321. That is how much I weigh in pounds. So that gives me a target weight of 221 lbs to get to at the end of the year. However according to various charts and graphs the ideal weight for a person my height and build is around 150 lbs. Still my target for this year [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awesometificamerican.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9310135&amp;post=295&amp;subd=awesometificamerican&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Starting Point</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 22:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tomorrow I go back to work since the holidays. At work we have a nice scale like you would find in the doctor&#8217;s office. That is what I am going to use for to find out what my weight is so I can officially keep count. I have a scale at home but it only [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awesometificamerican.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9310135&amp;post=290&amp;subd=awesometificamerican&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>100 in 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 01:36:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am fat. Not overweight, big boned, or heavy. Not husky, fluffy, or fun sized. Fat. No way around it. It started toward the end of my time in the Marines. Once I stopped the mandatory exercise and God awful morning runs my natural laziness kicked in and I spent the next 20 years getting fat. Now [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awesometificamerican.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9310135&amp;post=280&amp;subd=awesometificamerican&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Under Renovation. New Launch 1-1-12</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 18:53:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am in the middle of cleaning this site up and preparing for a relaunch at the new year. I have been working through some things and will be doing something pretty radical for me. You all are invited to follow me on this journey. So bear with me as I change the settings around [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awesometificamerican.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9310135&amp;post=212&amp;subd=awesometificamerican&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Idea for Hope and Change</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 17:24:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone is hyperventilating over the Scott Brown win in Massachusetts and the upcoming elections this year. I know everyone is also blaming the President for doing too much/not enough and messing/fixing everything up. However, if you really look at how our system of government is structured you will find that most of the blame/credit really [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awesometificamerican.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9310135&amp;post=191&amp;subd=awesometificamerican&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Why I am not a professional comedian.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 02:53:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[People come up to me and say, &#8220;Derek, you are pretty funny. You should be a comedian.&#8221; I always laugh and say something funny to make them shake their heads and laugh as they walk away. I have often thought about trying to become a comedian and actually get paid for the funny. There are [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awesometificamerican.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9310135&amp;post=68&amp;subd=awesometificamerican&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>IMAO Award</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:20:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a big fan of the site IMAO. They are sorta the inspiration to motivate me to start my own blog (after all if Frank J. could do it I should be able to.) A while back they put out a call to honor their site with numerous and meaningless awards. So I obliged [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awesometificamerican.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9310135&amp;post=41&amp;subd=awesometificamerican&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>10 Trivial Things</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:06:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a list of 10 trivial things that most people do not know about me. Just about everyone of them has an interesting story behind it. This information doesn&#8217;t really do much to edify or funny up the blog, just something to give you all some thought. I never went to Kindergarten. I was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awesometificamerican.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9310135&amp;post=39&amp;subd=awesometificamerican&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Few Hours With Liam</title>
		<link>http://awesometificamerican.wordpress.com/2009/09/07/a-few-hours-with-liam/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 02:20:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was able to take the time today and just spend a few hours with my oldest son, Liam. For those that do not know I have been blessed with three boys who I will write about at various times on this blog. Liam is 7 years old and I seem to identify with him [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awesometificamerican.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9310135&amp;post=25&amp;subd=awesometificamerican&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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